Wednesday, 1 July 2009

The Big Man Syndrome In Kenya

Yesterday, I spent half my day commuting to and fro the Nairobi Hospital where none other than Mr. Muthaura lay.

I had gone to visit a friend at lunch time but some lunatic felt it was more pleasing to tell us that there would be no visiting at lunch hour without giving any  plausible reason (just cited unavoidable circumstances). We found out later on, that some dignitaries were scheduled to visit the Ambassador and hence the reason why everybody and their uncle was frozen at the door. Very, sick relative, dying one, one in ICU, HDU, I don't know where, who cared? Muthaura came first and his visitors(read MPs, Ministers, PSs and a lot of other wannabes) were the only ones allowed to visit him! After all who told you to be born poor?

Since the lunch hour visit was out, we were forced to go back in the evening and I can tell you the amount of security there was unbelievable! You had to announce to those stupid bodyguards stationed at every corridor exactly where you were going and which bed number you were visiting! Talk about idiocy!!

The friend I was visiting narrated how visitors (read dignitaries) had just been streaming in and out of hospital one after the other to go see their beloved Muthaura. Even those, who it is on public record that they don't see eye to eye with the man. In fact, I was made to understand that some were coming for the second and third time to see a man they don't even like and ati since they had come individually the first round, they felt compelled to make tax paying Kenyans be subjected to this nonsense of theirs so that they can see Muthaura "in a group"!! What the hell for?

Doctors had a hard time seeing the patient because the stupid waheshimiwas felt it was their right to have thousands of bodyguards walking up and down the corridors and keep the rest of the people outside. The poor sick man wasn't even allowed time enough to rest from what I gathered coz people just kept streaming in and out of his room (including very late at night)! I have been told that Alfred Mutua even begged people yesterday NOT to go visit him to allow sufficient time for doctors to tend to him. Kenyans are hard of hearing I guess, coz that didn't stop, and people continued to do so.


However, I can tell you how much people cursed this big man syndrome Kenyans have. It's like the rest of us are valueless, don't matter at all coz the big people have all the money and therefore all the rights. Screw you people who have sick relatives and what not, your feelings don't matter when the big people need to see each other regardless of how much (information in the public domain) they hate each other. The worst bit about this, is, I believe his own family members were not allowed the privilege these big people were to see and care for their relative in pain.

I thank God he is not a respecter of persons and treats all of us equally, coz seriously some of us would not have air to breathe if was controlled by some people! 

I have now heard they sent him to South Africa for urgent medical attention, I don't want to say anything bad about him, but I can tell you, I know a whole lot of people, who were cursing him to kingdom come yesterday. 

Although I wonder, if they want to discriminate against people and all that nonsense I witnessed yesterday, why don't they just open up a high security hospital for themselves instead of inconveniencing others? Anyway, that's Kenya for you. 

On a whole separate matter altogether.... I came across this video link in my inbox today, it made me laugh and I watched it about 5 times (it's only 19 seconds anyway) As always, I thought that I should share it with you guys.....hope you get to enjoy it as much as I did. 
video
Don't do this at home!!

Have a great end of the week!

20 Readers said,:

bomseh 1 July 2009 21:18  

I wonder, why wouldn't the doctor go to Muthaura's home instead? I mean, is Nairobi Hospital the best private hospital in Kenya? What you just described up here is discrimination and inconsideration of the highest order. In South Africa, he will be a normal fogothari. Kubaff.

KK 2 July 2009 00:54  

Strange world you live in...

Kaasa 2 July 2009 02:18  

Sasa Mama?

First, funny video. What he did with the iron is the last thing I would have expected hehehe. I was thinking the shirt he was working on might stick to the carpet or something.

Second, Big Men and all the drama that comes with them are everywhere, everywhere, everywhere in Africa.

Nice to see you again.

Mama 2 July 2009 08:30  

Bomseh, guess you feel the same as I do with matusis to boot, hehehehe!

It would definitely would make more sense for the doctors to continuously flock his house as opposed to what was happening at the hospital. Let him go there atuondokee.

The good thing (if you can call it that) is that I got to see Ms. Lucy Muthoni wa Kibaki in person, scolding her bodyguards, hehehehehe!

KK, why strange?

Poa Miss Kaasa nice to see you too. LOL at the video, I just re-watched it again for good measure....I just can't get how he managed to do that.

I guess that's why we are a cursed continent. Here people behave like gods simply because some deluded villagers (with 50 bob bribes in their pockets) sent them to represent them in some silly Constitutional offices.

Shiko-Msa 2 July 2009 10:48  

This vibe of people flocking hospitals to see the sick, I have beef with it and infact I have a post about it laying somewhere in my documents folder. Close family and friends I understand but people going just to fulfil some political duty, and some out of malicious curiosity...... those I have real problems with.

When does the guy even get to relax and make peace with his illness and the possibilities it presents?

I wish Mr. Muthaura a quick recovery.

voiced thots 2 July 2009 11:38  

It is a beautiful life ohh oh.............., Muthaura is sick,he makes you bounce your sick friend..just a demonstration of the power he has even in a hospital..wonder how the visitors will see him in SA. could it be that they wont go?or will they use public funds to visit him? tell your friend tunamtakia uponaji wa haraka..na muthaura pia...Kibakis daughter?wuu...not the kind you would want for a boss

Screamer 2 July 2009 12:15  

Just get used to it.

Screamer 2 July 2009 12:16  

Just get used to it.

Mo 2 July 2009 17:32  

Someday, I'm going to do a post on high-power and low-power cultures.

Kenya's an example of the former gone very very bad.

Pole about the inconvenience you experienced.

UrXlnc 2 July 2009 22:03  
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UrXlnc 2 July 2009 22:04  

kenyans are perpetually terrorised by the "big" man - jumping queues, creating ad hoc laws to suit them as they go etc

and by the "bad" man - wielding AK47s

and by the "boy" man - wielding er... ahem...


not forgetting the "bogey" man -

nice weekend.

PS. but is Lucy is a big bad man? oops my bad, big mad man hehehehe

Mama 3 July 2009 06:00  

Hehehehehehe Urxlnc, big mad man!!

Most of those who were there Shiko, I guarantee were maliciously curious...maybe even strategising to see if the position was going to be vacant soon and whom they would appoint.

Kibaki's daughter Voicedthots??? Lucy herself.....must be a nightmarish slap machine! Screamer, I refuse!!

I'll be waiting for that post Mo and thanks.

Urxlnc, I don't know what is wrong with Africans to be honest....ujinga ni mob!! In western countries it is common to see their 'big people' in trains, riding bicycles, buses, but huku kwetu kwa poor people, they can't even be seen driving 'cars driven by teenagers' and they are using our cash!! Stupid people.

Shiko-Msa 3 July 2009 10:20  

So Mama how is your friend doing?

Mama 3 July 2009 14:53  

My friend is doing great Shiko, thank you for asking.

Our Kid 3 July 2009 17:58  

Wowowo! Thank hellvens I hate hospitals. Only horses should go to horse-pitals.

Our Kid 3 July 2009 17:59  

Oh, and I second Shiko-Msa.. I hope your patient is doing fine.

Mama 4 July 2009 06:56  

Our Kid,

I'll commit you to a horse-pital in hellven:-)!

Thanks for the good thoughts, my friend is doing great and was even discharged.

Kelvin 4 July 2009 11:13  

Sasa mama. I hope your patient is A okay.

LOL at the video...craaazy.

I hate Big Man Kenya. I hate that they think they are better than the rest of us. But they are busy people, aren't they? Busy stealing our money and stuffing their fat ugly faces with the so called national Ugali. Ugh. The eternal Kenyan story...

neema divine 7 July 2009 00:09  

looooooooool :)) that video is too funny. poor guy, he forgot which was the phone. about that hospital mess, sad. but thats africa for you. how mean!

savvy 11 July 2009 16:12  

I can't watch the video (lacking some plug-in service, and bad internet and what not) but I can guess what it is about. I've seen it elsewhere...(I have read the descriptions)

Good that man was flown out to somewhere he'll be treated like any other person.

I hate the big-man syndrome!

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