The Big Man Syndrome In Kenya
Yesterday, I spent half my day commuting to and fro the Nairobi Hospital where none other than Mr. Muthaura lay.
I had gone to visit a friend at lunch time but some lunatic felt it was more pleasing to tell us that there would be no visiting at lunch hour without giving any plausible reason (just cited unavoidable circumstances). We found out later on, that some dignitaries were scheduled to visit the Ambassador and hence the reason why everybody and their uncle was frozen at the door. Very, sick relative, dying one, one in ICU, HDU, I don't know where, who cared? Muthaura came first and his visitors(read MPs, Ministers, PSs and a lot of other wannabes) were the only ones allowed to visit him! After all who told you to be born poor?
Since the lunch hour visit was out, we were forced to go back in the evening and I can tell you the amount of security there was unbelievable! You had to announce to those stupid bodyguards stationed at every corridor exactly where you were going and which bed number you were visiting! Talk about idiocy!!
The friend I was visiting narrated how visitors (read dignitaries) had just been streaming in and out of hospital one after the other to go see their beloved Muthaura. Even those, who it is on public record that they don't see eye to eye with the man. In fact, I was made to understand that some were coming for the second and third time to see a man they don't even like and ati since they had come individually the first round, they felt compelled to make tax paying Kenyans be subjected to this nonsense of theirs so that they can see Muthaura "in a group"!! What the hell for?
Doctors had a hard time seeing the patient because the stupid waheshimiwas felt it was their right to have thousands of bodyguards walking up and down the corridors and keep the rest of the people outside. The poor sick man wasn't even allowed time enough to rest from what I gathered coz people just kept streaming in and out of his room (including very late at night)! I have been told that Alfred Mutua even begged people yesterday NOT to go visit him to allow sufficient time for doctors to tend to him. Kenyans are hard of hearing I guess, coz that didn't stop, and people continued to do so.
On a whole separate matter altogether.... I came across this video link in my inbox today, it made me laugh and I watched it about 5 times (it's only 19 seconds anyway) As always, I thought that I should share it with you guys.....hope you get to enjoy it as much as I did.
Don't do this at home!!
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I wonder, why wouldn't the doctor go to Muthaura's home instead? I mean, is Nairobi Hospital the best private hospital in Kenya? What you just described up here is discrimination and inconsideration of the highest order. In South Africa, he will be a normal fogothari. Kubaff.
Strange world you live in...
Sasa Mama?
First, funny video. What he did with the iron is the last thing I would have expected hehehe. I was thinking the shirt he was working on might stick to the carpet or something.
Second, Big Men and all the drama that comes with them are everywhere, everywhere, everywhere in Africa.
Nice to see you again.
Bomseh, guess you feel the same as I do with matusis to boot, hehehehe!
It would definitely would make more sense for the doctors to continuously flock his house as opposed to what was happening at the hospital. Let him go there atuondokee.
The good thing (if you can call it that) is that I got to see Ms. Lucy Muthoni wa Kibaki in person, scolding her bodyguards, hehehehehe!
KK, why strange?
Poa Miss Kaasa nice to see you too. LOL at the video, I just re-watched it again for good measure....I just can't get how he managed to do that.
I guess that's why we are a cursed continent. Here people behave like gods simply because some deluded villagers (with 50 bob bribes in their pockets) sent them to represent them in some silly Constitutional offices.
This vibe of people flocking hospitals to see the sick, I have beef with it and infact I have a post about it laying somewhere in my documents folder. Close family and friends I understand but people going just to fulfil some political duty, and some out of malicious curiosity...... those I have real problems with.
When does the guy even get to relax and make peace with his illness and the possibilities it presents?
I wish Mr. Muthaura a quick recovery.
It is a beautiful life ohh oh.............., Muthaura is sick,he makes you bounce your sick friend..just a demonstration of the power he has even in a hospital..wonder how the visitors will see him in SA. could it be that they wont go?or will they use public funds to visit him? tell your friend tunamtakia uponaji wa haraka..na muthaura pia...Kibakis daughter?wuu...not the kind you would want for a boss
Just get used to it.
Just get used to it.
Someday, I'm going to do a post on high-power and low-power cultures.
Kenya's an example of the former gone very very bad.
Pole about the inconvenience you experienced.
kenyans are perpetually terrorised by the "big" man - jumping queues, creating ad hoc laws to suit them as they go etc
and by the "bad" man - wielding AK47s
and by the "boy" man - wielding er... ahem...
not forgetting the "bogey" man -
nice weekend.
PS. but is Lucy is a big bad man? oops my bad, big mad man hehehehe
Hehehehehehe Urxlnc, big mad man!!
Most of those who were there Shiko, I guarantee were maliciously curious...maybe even strategising to see if the position was going to be vacant soon and whom they would appoint.
Kibaki's daughter Voicedthots??? Lucy herself.....must be a nightmarish slap machine! Screamer, I refuse!!
I'll be waiting for that post Mo and thanks.
Urxlnc, I don't know what is wrong with Africans to be honest....ujinga ni mob!! In western countries it is common to see their 'big people' in trains, riding bicycles, buses, but huku kwetu kwa poor people, they can't even be seen driving 'cars driven by teenagers' and they are using our cash!! Stupid people.
So Mama how is your friend doing?
My friend is doing great Shiko, thank you for asking.
Wowowo! Thank hellvens I hate hospitals. Only horses should go to horse-pitals.
Oh, and I second Shiko-Msa.. I hope your patient is doing fine.
Our Kid,
I'll commit you to a horse-pital in hellven:-)!
Thanks for the good thoughts, my friend is doing great and was even discharged.
Sasa mama. I hope your patient is A okay.
LOL at the video...craaazy.
I hate Big Man Kenya. I hate that they think they are better than the rest of us. But they are busy people, aren't they? Busy stealing our money and stuffing their fat ugly faces with the so called national Ugali. Ugh. The eternal Kenyan story...
looooooooool :)) that video is too funny. poor guy, he forgot which was the phone. about that hospital mess, sad. but thats africa for you. how mean!
I can't watch the video (lacking some plug-in service, and bad internet and what not) but I can guess what it is about. I've seen it elsewhere...(I have read the descriptions)
Good that man was flown out to somewhere he'll be treated like any other person.
I hate the big-man syndrome!
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